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Hildegard vonSmoochy

by Hildegard vonSmoochy

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Busting Chevy windows, We're mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, Splat, splat, splat, splat, splat, Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, Show me women destroying everything Show me women destroying everything Show me women destroying everything Show me women destroying everything Busting all your windows, We're mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, Splat, splat, splat, splat, splat, Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
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Can you palpate the hook of the hamate? Can you caress your coracoid process? Can you sing a capella a song to your patella? L R L R L Do you need a committee to find your deltoid tuberosity? Can you press the flesh superior to your xiphoid process? L R L R L Which one doesn't belong? Sternum, manubrium, olecranon? Can you draw a line on your supine spine?
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What's that stink out on the rink? I can't help it, it makes me tickled pink, Oh, my skates, it must be the fates, Ooo, my love, you taught me how to shove, Now in my dreams I fly, Not ever gonna die, Will balance a cup of chai, On my super muscular thigh Learning to discern, With every wheel turn, Doing it our way, we yearn, Just like Shirley and Laverne
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It's all woo woo woo woo woo, Put a foot in your shaman shoe, It's all woo woo woo woo woo I've got a hollow bone to pick with you, It's all woo woo woo woo woo Look at us from a bird's eye view, It's all woo woo woo woo woo Drive that rainbow into your brain stew, It's all woo woo woo woo woo Remember to balance your canoe, It's all woo woo woo woo woo woo Ride your drum, your new tattoo, It's all woo woo woo woo woo Since then I feel brand new, Thanks for this woo woo woo woo woo This shit works, it's really true, Thanks again for the woo woo woo woo woo
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Fulfilling a dream. 5 songs written and recorded in 5 days. These songs are about things I love ~ witnessing powerful women, yarn projects, shamanism, musculoskeletal anatomy, George Romero zombie movies, and roller skating/roller derby!

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released October 31, 2017

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